Introducing Quip Art

The seeds for this blog were sown many years ago when I was creating promotional bookmarks for a literary magazine I was editing. I came upon a cache of pricelessly weird images from several huge clip art files and showed some of the oddest to my very funny, very clever friend Boyd Zenner, who instantly came up with a barrage of captions.
I compiled a book of these, which I dubbed Quip Art, and shopped them around briefly, but no takers.

Noir Ice Cream Parlour (BZ)

Herewith, I am posting the original batch, by both Boyd and I, and well as new creations by moi. Because I have fun with it, I'm hoping you will too. Alternative captions and other contributions are welcome!